Saturday, October 07, 2006

snap crackle

No, Shelby! Eating the cats looks like this: chomp, chomp.

That one is called "hiding behind the vertical blinds".*

(It's okay. I'd be a little disturbed by an enemy swelling and popping like a bag of Redenbacher's too.)

* How is there not a better name for sliding glass door blinds? Ruin my freaking joke.

6 comments:

JB said...

LOL. You could send the cats back to a shelter or pound or something. Or you could see if anyone else wants them. I'd offer to see them and consider taking them off your hands, but. . . that'd be a bit expensive! ;)

Braden said...

We actually both really like one of the cats, and Shelby seems to be humbling the other nicely, now that she's found her bark.

And they both look stunning with their new collars, anyway.

JB said...

Cool! I'm glad that's working out after all.

Unknown said...

Yeah...but you know you hate them...Cats ARE EVIL! And you're wrong, adopting a cat is not like adobting a baby that hates you. It's like adopting a devil that thinks you taste good and finds pleasure in your pain and suffering.

Braden said...

HAHAHA. Glad to stir up controversy.

Th. said...

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Pop!